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__\:/____ _ _ _ ON 24/08/08 THE OUTLAWS PROUDLY PRESESNT:_ __ ____/_ _\
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: TITLE: Fingering Simulator for Relax *FULL* V3.0.0.9 MULTI 4 :
: PUBLISHER: ForeSkinCatapult :
: DATE: 24/08/08 :
: DISKS: 41 :
: PROTECTION: Gagball :
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For all those who hates heteros and like to study pubic hair,
btw some of our members are the inventors of the brand new
religion Pubic-Hairianism anyway, those who like to chew on
their nipples, and like to use voilence during the sex,
then this game is something for you, beside if you like this
perverted gay game you could be one of us!
With a variety of sperm drops on your face, and a welcum with
open legs OULAWS is a certainly gay distraction for sex at
the office or at home
We had orginally stole and released this version as the
version that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland, this was a
mistake, our release got sabotaged by the ... HETEROS!
You can verify all the OUTLAWS releases by our new invention
that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland! After days of sucking,
fucking, raping and all the naughty shit I cannot mention that
also ends on -ing that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland we
present you: the AY-NUS 2.0!
Whats the AY-NUS 2.0?
Its the first gay invention that wasnt only invented in the
fantasy of the gay OULAWS members but it doesnt excist ecxept
in gayland wich was also invented by OUTLAWS!
How does the AY-NUS 2.0 work?
First you need to say OUTLAWS 3 times and turn around and
lick your lips like a real outlaws fag, this instruction is
only if you want to make fun of your self! If you really
want to know how the OUTLAWS AY-NUS 2.0 works read the
next question!
How does the OUTLAWS AY-NUS 2.0 REALLY WORK?
First you need to shout OULAWS 3 times, bend over put only
ONE hand in your anus, after that put your other hand some
where in your computer. Now when you hear "gagball" you are
ready to do what you supposed to do wich wasnt anwser 2.
Before you use the OUTLAWS AY-NUS 2.0 make sure you will
take a dump before you use the AY-NUS 2.0 else it will be
very dark in your house. Some members reported a dark fart
cloud above they shoe-box they live in. But our members are
proof for this shit (litteraly) becayse
that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland!
The first release was INDEED a mistake just like the birth
of all the OUTLOVES AYNUS 2.0 members.
Overall instructions:
1. Connect your finger to the anus port.
2. Put your hand into the PC.
3. Wait till you hear the retard of OULAWS yell
"gagball".
We are still trying to improve the AY-NUS 2.0 to AY-NUS 2.0
wich makes both AY-NUSSES 4.0, as you can see this is the
proper way how a figgit should ejaculate I mean calculate!
After the retard yells "gagball" your pleasure can begin
once your penis expands you can play the game or with your
self. Once you lose a live, your penis will shrink.
If you cant beat the game you could try any of our non
working trainer! Once your penis is entirely gone you will
become an eunich. At this time the OULAWS retard will
scream "FAGBALL" then the game is over.
Stay tuned for the AY-NUS 4.0 wich makes it possible to
communicate or transfer files from anus to anus! This
technology was made possible by AY-NUS WiND technology!
At OUTLAWS everything is possible
that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland!
Finally we can rape the that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland
voice and save this file!
If you place your order at the place
that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland-nor-disneyland you
get the free game "Counting Pubic Hair" dont confuse this
game with "Counting Pubic Hairianism" or "Still Counting Pubic Hair"
"Counting Pubic Hair" is a funny game everybody can play, the
guy with the most amount of hair wins this game! Play this game
with all your friends or with your sister or in a place
that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland-nor-disneyland! The
true family game made by OUTLAWS fags for OUTLAWS fags!
This game is for 1 year and older! Learning to count was never
fun as before!
We also introduce you the machine that raped the man who
kept mentioning that-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland-nor
-disneyland.
We at OUTLAWS suck twice before we suck again, we did not
forget the little kiddies as us. OULAWS presenting:
"Counting Fake Pubic Hair" this cd rom comes out with a
small pubic hair wig for little kids! This game can now be played
at a place hat-doesnt-ecxist-except-in-gayland-nor
-disneyland-and-michael-jacksons-never-land!
We all knew OUTLAWS has been releasing shit even before
the scene was invented!
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