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issue #22 of year 2006.
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Welcome to issue #22 in this wonderful year 2006. Somehow the summer is not yet here and so loads of active
traders can be found.
In this week's issue you will probably find two different styles of writing due to ..guess.. two reviewers.
big NEWS this time, LT performed at the eurovision song contest with their favorite song :
"LT United - We Are The Winners" - but FUCK they still ended up in 2nd place. What a shame for the LT oratory
and their conductor :[
<*a*a*> hm, nick is there a contest in aod this week? like person who trades the most gets a mail order bride from russia?
No, who performes best, wins the eurovision !.. i guess ..?!
Do we all ask ourselves why lately *K* is down so long? Did they sell too much or too less ? ;)
Hello, I'm MR. Foodlaw, Have you ever had the problem of beeing hungry as fuck, getting to the fridge and
missing all the pres anywhere, everywhere?
Well try my MR. Foodlaw eating tips, I'll show you how to eat and tradeat the same time inside and out
From pre to clone, and the best homegrown, And if you're afraid of those nukers all over in the sky
No worries, we'll fix them too, with one of our MR. Foodlaw 'auto' screens to block them nosy nukers's vision
Don't believe me? Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here at RTS - they know well it works!
.. which brings us to the bottom of all evil:
<*****a*e*s> so i am wondering if i should ban =RTS
<*****e*tas*> you should ban ap
<**N*C**> hate rhymes on trade
<**S*U**> nah
<**N*C**> you dont know my stylez
<**N*C**> :(
<**S*U**> u rap like epok trades
<**S*U**> :D
<**S*U**> haha
<*CITI*> <+> i read like 1 book per year
<*CITI*> <+> and its usually the new HP
Some trained their stylez and voices for the eurovision contest .. but it was bad, plain evil and bad :[ :
i am sailing, IAM SAILING, through the zip files and the stormy netsplits ....
I AM SAILING!
<+> my server at home dies
<+> 5min later my shell dies
<*NI**> <+> oh noes
<+> what next
<*NI**> <+> you die ?
<+> hello i AM a courier, and i TRADE
<+> :[
pd lt spo ?
<*S*U*> :<
<+> o yes
<+> LOL
<+> pd spo lt ;[
<*S*U*> spo dlt tls ppl stlp
<+> i dont understand :[
<*FALC*> <+> ld spd ttl?
<+> wtf!!
<*S*u*> kill lt lt lt
<+> ttl dlt spo fb :!:!:!
- sju left aod ( seems nick spoiled the xmen3 ending, tough luck huh) ?
btw. there will be a xmen4 with magneto power ! brzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
..anyway.. happy reading .. and if you like to add smth .. you know where to find the tomato..
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[3.0x] (*K*) *U* *Q*
[2.5x] *D*
[2.0x] *
[1.5x] D* * L* L* N* P*
[1.0x] D* X*
[0.5x] P* *N*
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Spot Courier Group Points Mbytes %
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1. nick AOD 155.78tp 350.52rp 15.07gb 15.5%
2. kitt LT 83.29tp 187.41rp 8.51gb 8.7%
3. damaster AOD 82.68tp 186.04rp 7.92gb 8.1%
4. sju AOD 71.58tp 161.06rp 7.97gb 8.2%
5. username LT 59.86tp 134.69rp 4.94gb 5.1%
6. fjorre AOD 56.06tp 126.14rp 4.86gb 5.0%
7. nok LT 56.04tp 126.09rp 5.64gb 5.8%
8. punkstar LT 55.59tp 125.08rp 5.79gb 5.9%
9. citizen AOD 42.27tp 95.10rp 3.60gb 3.7%
10. hudson AMN 38.79tp 87.28rp 4.31gb 4.4%
11. borndead AMN 35.43tp 79.73rp 3.79gb 3.9%
12. mickske RTS 32.68tp 73.53rp 2.81gb 2.9%
13. eXtasY RTS 31.19tp 70.18rp 3.45gb 3.5%
14. mrzed ZL 24.07tp 54.15rp 2.60gb 2.7%
15. thedude LT 19.63tp 44.18rp 1.94gb 2.0%
16. kai_tracid RTS 12.94tp 29.12rp 1.15gb 1.2%
17. saco LT 12.41tp 27.92rp 1.33gb 1.4%
18. padan LT 12.38tp 27.85rp 1.17gb 1.2%
19. junk ZL 12.08tp 27.17rp 1.05gb 1.1%
20. halu AMN 10.62tp 23.89rp 1.07gb 1.1%
21. pazo RTS 9.70tp 21.83rp 99.0mb 0.7%
22. hound RTS 8.35tp 18.80rp 961.0mb 1.0%
23. mariak IND 8.02tp 18.04rp 660.0mb 0.7%
24. crypton RTS 6.85tp 15.40rp 704.0mb 0.7%
25. wicket_city AMN 5.11tp 11.50rp 593.0mb 0.6%
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Spot Group Points Mbytes
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1. AOD 821.22rp 32.25gb
2. LT 661.80rp 26.31gb
3. RTS 241.26rp 9.68gb
4. AMN 186.72rp 7.85gb
5. ZL 75.35rp 2.95gb
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Spot Group Points Mbytes Percent
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1. AOD 821.22rp 32.25gb 38.4%
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1. nick 350.52rp 15.07gb 15.5%
3. damaster 186.04rp 7.92gb 8.1%
4. sju 161.06rp 7.97gb 8.2%
6. fjorre 126.14rp 4.86gb 5.0%
9. citizen 95.10rp 3.60gb 3.7%
42. shade 3.26rp 20.0mb 0.1%
47. aj 0.45rp 22.0mb 0.0%
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So, AOD claims the #1 spot once again. Nice team effort of new (atleast for aod) guys and some older
ones. Damn citizen shouldn't u be taking care of ur kids or something? Nice work placing in top10. Not
easy trading the hours he does no more, it aint like the good old days when the biggest pres where 4-6 in
the morning european time. Oh my god nick (#1), nice to see him back owning again, must say that AOD would
probably have it way harder if it weren't for him! Moving on.. WTF? damaster (#3)? AOD must be giving their
old boys amphetamine to stay awake. At #4 we have sju showing what's he's made of. I fear when he gets all
the sites he needs. Maybe AOD should lend him to LT for a while, that seems to work well! Also in the top
ten we have fat fjorre, nice work but we expected him to do better as his week started pretty good. Guess
he was too busy eating... Not much more to say, let's see what happens next week, i hear AOD has some
pretty elite assets coming into play.
eating: fjorre
+ nick, damaster, sju, citizen
- shade, aj
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Spot Group Points Mbytes Percent
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2. LT 661.80rp 26.31gb 31.4%
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2. kitt 187.41rp 8.51gb 8.7%
5. username 134.69rp 4.94gb 5.1%
7. nok 126.09rp 5.64gb 5.8%
8. punkstar 125.08rp 5.79gb 5.9%
15. thedude 44.18rp 1.94gb 2.0%
17. saco 27.92rp 1.33gb 1.4%
18. padan 27.85rp 1.17gb 1.2%
26. NafeTs 11.42rp 481.0mb 0.5%
31. badlad 8.83rp 373.0mb 0.4%
32. canon 8.55rp 262.0mb 0.3%
34. mrwizard 7.40rp 285.0mb 0.3%
39. tohuk 4.04rp 162.0mb 0.2%
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Well i cannot say anything than nice work to LT, or maybe i could say, great coding! What looked to be an easy
week for AOD rapidly changed in the end of the week. Many AOD went on vacation, maybe fjorre treated them to a
BBQ what do I know. LT sniffed blood and started all their pids, err i mean started to trade. Kitt at #2 shows
the usual consistency and does a nice job with the help of username (#5) (what gay nick is that, we all know
who u are -g-) and punkstar at #8. If you guys had just put a little bit more effort into the beginning of the
week and had a little more activity among your other guys AOD would have had it in for them. What awaits next
week is still to see, but if you would only motivate some of ur other "talent" like thedude or padan, or why
the hell not even saco :) then everyone else would be looking into serious trouble.
oke: punkstar, saco
+ kitt, username, nok
- thedude, padan, etc, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc
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Spot Group Points Mbytes Percent
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3. RTS 241.26rp 9.68gb 11.5%
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12. mickske 73.53rp 2.81gb 2.9%
13. eXtasY 70.18rp 3.45gb 3.5%
16. kai_tracid 29.12rp 1.15gb 1.2%
21. pazo 21.83rp 699.0mb 0.7%
22. hound 18.80rp 961.0mb 1.0%
24. crypton 15.40rp 704.0mb 0.7%
27. Loneken 10.26rp 278.0mb 0.3%
41. cipix 3.29rp 157.0mb 0.2%
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The perpetual number three at place, yes you guessed it, nr 3 ole! Seems RTS was going for quantity over
quality this week with noone in the top 10 but 7 traders in the top 30. eXtasY put up some zips but it
wasnt enough to break trough into the top, try harder! kai_ape was a bit lazy this week also, common
show some team spirit and get buzy! pazo and hound didnt ask for request to send them files i guess,
please do so next week oke! I heard crypton is an alien is that true? epok and Loneken have been idle.
You guys need to reward good trading with whores, booze, shells, mailorder brides (harrrr!) or whatever
to keep yer team going, get to it, I wanna see you in #2 next week.
+ eXtasY
- kai_tracid, hound
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4. AMN 186.72rp 7.85gb 9.4%
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10. hudson 87.28rp 4.31gb 4.4%
11. borndead 79.73rp 3.79gb 3.9%
20. halu 23.89rp 1.07gb 1.1%
25. wicket_city 11.50rp 593.0mb 0.6%
37. dj 6.28rp 133.0mb 0.1%
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Ole! AMNESIA stuck in the same place as last week. Hudson being the captain of the sinking ship, lead the
forces of forgetness, #10 thats oke i guess? or ? Recruiting for the beyond they dug up borndead from his
grave and the undead followed hudson on a decent #11. halu and wicket_city musta forgotten they were
supposed to trade, trade? whats that. Hope you guys do better next week, best of luck!
+ bornhead
- halu, wicket_city
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5. ZL 75.35rp 2.95gb 3.5%
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14. mrzed 54.15rp 2.60gb 2.7%
19. junk 27.17rp 1.05gb 1.1%
29. preacher 9.38rp 210.0mb 0.2%
46. Nightmare 0.47rp 26.0mb 0.0%
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Oke so it seems ZL is stuck in the bottom this week also, wtd? start moving them meggage oke. At least mrzed
tried to move some, u go girl! junk was buzy doing other stuff i guess, bad week ;(. And preacher was off on
some missionary trip to blaqafrica, hope it goes well! And wheres the Nightmare at, common...
You guys need to start working harder if u wanna compete with the other groups, or u can always hire some extra
help, I heard someone in RTS was available.
- junk
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Spot Courier Group Points GB %
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1. nok LT 74.98tp 168.70rp 694.68gb 7.5%
2. kitt LT 73.07tp 164.40rp 635.16gb 6.9%
3. nick AOD 71.00tp 159.74rp 684.65gb 7.4%
4. punkstar LT 59.07tp 132.90rp 505.00gb 5.4%
5. junk ZL 42.81tp 96.31rp 370.19gb 4.0%
6. preacher ZL 34.75tp 78.19rp 313.87gb 3.4%
7. username LT 30.36tp 68.31rp 268.34gb 2.9%
8. hudson AMN 27.73tp 62.39rp 232.50gb 2.5%
9. hound RTS 27.52tp 61.91rp 250.93gb 2.7%
10. kai_tracid RTS 24.34tp 54.77rp 215.75gb 2.3%
11. thedude LT 19.28tp 43.38rp 167.07gb 1.8%
12. borndead AMN 18.73tp 42.15rp 182.84gb 2.0%
13. pepsy LT 17.38tp 39.11rp 150.09gb 1.6%
14. shade AOD 16.63tp 37.41rp 138.31gb 1.5%
15. johs AMN 16.20tp 36.46rp 148.85gb 1.6%
16. reload IND 15.53tp 34.94rp 205.55gb 2.2%
17. deez AMN 14.79tp 33.28rp 131.71gb 1.4%
18. mrzed ZL 13.57tp 30.53rp 122.93gb 1.3%
19. citizen AOD 12.46tp 28.04rp 115.40gb 1.2%
20. aj AOD 11.37tp 25.58rp 100.70gb 1.1%
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Spot Group Points GB %
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1. LT 317.15tp 666.02rp 2563.93gb 30.3%
2. AOD 155.99tp 327.57rp 1324.96gb 15.7%
3. AMN 129.06tp 271.02rp 1106.69gb 13.1%
4. ZL 94.62tp 198.70rp 766.98gb 9.1%
5. RTS 93.32tp 195.97rp 781.00gb 9.2%
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